Mariner Moose Cheats in Duel, Pies Blue Jays Fan in the Face

It was country night in Seattle for the game against Toronto on Tuesday evening, and the Mariner Moose was prepared for some activities. He challenged a Blue Jays fan to a water gun duel, but, instead of fulfilling his moral obligation to the contest, the mascot grabbed a pie (which was conveniently sitting nearby) and shoved it into his unwitting opponent’s face.

On the bright side, the guy got a guilt-free opportunity to eat some pie.

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