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John Calipari Has a Very Literal Memory

Kentucky coach John Calipari has done it. He has tweeted the perfect tweet and revealed himself to be an existential buffoon. I want a full list of things that remind John Calipari of other things that are those things. I wonder if he ever saw two quarters and thought of 50 Cent? Did a Demarcus Cousins jersey ever make him think of his cousins? Has he ever seen a hurricane on television and thought of the Bob Dylan song, “Hurricane?” Has he ever looked at a deep blue sea and thought of the movie “Deep Blue Sea?” I could go on. Literally.

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