Renee Olstead … driverless cars safer when they speed … man stuck in tree during escape, partner caught naked …. 90’s sitcoms without verbs … Kevin Hart got engaged … co-founder of the ice bucket challenge drowns while diving … “lumberjack” cuts down tree in Chicago, steals bike … Fark’s misogyny-free break is going great … “Louisville purge” a hoax … breakfast may not be that important, but it is delicious … man arrested following toilet seat fight with sister … Killer Mike on Ferguson … man arrested after complaining about lack of sex at strip club … the last true hermit … @dadboner is getting a Comedy Central show … Taylor Swift dumped country music … spiders get bigger in the city … explaining Jenny Lewis … video of St. Louis police shooting a guy coming at them … ISIS wanted ransom money before they beheaded James Foley … US special forces attempted to rescue Foley in a nighttime raid …
Jimmy Kelly’s cancer is gone. [WROC]
Mo’Ne Davis’ autographs apparently selling for $500 on eBay. [Crossing Broad]
Davis could make $25,000 for a few hundred autographs. [Indy Star]
Toronto Blue Jays suing Creighton [No Coast Bias]
Bud Selig “aggravated” with the pace of baseball games. [USA TODAY]
Cincinnati Bengals upset about the Jets blitzing in a preseason game. [ESPN]
The story of the “godfather” of D.C.’s AAU scene who is going to jail for selling drugs. [Sports Illustrated]
Is Mo’Ne Davis an elite Little League pitcher? [Sports Pickle]
Luc Longley has awesome stories. [Ball Don’t Lie]
The fight is delayed, but the trash talk between Jon Jones and Daniel Cormier continues. [MMA Junkie]
Hamburglar/Afred E. Neuman appears on Senators’ prospect’s mask. [InGoalMag]
Just a giant grouper swallowing a small shark whole.
This truck is hip-hop. Or something. It’s something. No clue what that something is.
Text and internet in television and movies.
Remember the Christmas jammies people?
The American Ryder Cup team joins the ice bucket challenge. Why did Bubba go topless?
Nick Offerman with some deep thoughts.