Andrew Luck and Wes Welker Appear in The Onion's Fantasy Football Mockumentary

The Onion and Lenovo collaborated again this year forĀ Tough Season 2. Last year’s series was pretty funny, and so is the beginning of this one. “I’ve been training hard,” Andrew Luck deadpans. “Especially on super long throws in touchdowns.”

“I’ve been working on my intangibles,” Wes Welker says, hitting all the buzzwords of a white receiver. “Grit. Hustle. Thinking tall. Just wanting it more. Also, catching touchdowns for points. I’m not an alien. I know how fantasy football works.”

Matt Forte and Alfred Morris also have cameos. Egos are at stake.

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