Swiss Goalkeeper May Sue After Fans Urinated in His Water Bottle

Swiss propriety does not extend to soccer, apparently. FC Muri goalkeeper Reto Felder is considering filing suit, after fans urinated in his water bottle during a match at FC Baden.

"“I have never experienced anything like it, said Felder of the fans, who also shouted “now you will get Aids”. “That is just primitive filth,” he said. “I took one sip and realised that it was warm but thought that it was because of the sun. But by the second sip I realised that something was wrong.”"

Felder claims to be still feeling sick. We don’t really blame him.