Boomer Esiason Named Commissioner of Kitty Football League
Boomer Esiason has been named the first ever commissioner of a kitten football league according to a very important press released I got from the Hallmark Channel earlier this week. The press release included this picture which shows a kitten looking at a small football. It is the greatest thing ever and I’d like to personally congratulate Esiason on his new job. What an honor.
"Esiason will serve as spokesperson for the FFL, which includes a Scouting Combine, draft, season games and playoffs that lead up to the biggest feline showdown in history, “Kitten Bowl II,” premiering Su-purr Bowl Sunday, February 1, 2015."
I only have one question – where do I apply for media credentials?