VIDEO: This Guy Went 207 Miles Per Hour on a Bicycle

Francois Gissy set a world record by being on a bicycle that reached 207 miles per hour over the weekend in France. Gissy, who is either Swiss or French depending on what outlet you cite (they are still different countries, right?), strapped himself on a rocket propelled bike and trounced a Ferrari for scale.

Personally, I think this would have been more impressive if he had peddled. Basically this is like putting a treadmill inside a spaceship and claiming your ran 17,500 miles per hour. You know, if falling off the treadmill meant you’d burst into flames and die. Gissy also set the world record for greatest hair.