Napoli's 2015 Team Calendar is Sufficiently Bizarre

Italian soccer club Napoli went all-out for its 2015 calendar, if screenshots circulating around the Internet Tuesday morning count for anything. It’s not every day you see star players Gonzalo Higuaín, Jose Callejon and Marek Hamsik decked out in full gladiatorial grab. The club chairman, Aurelio De Laurentiis, is a fillm producer, so perhaps that has something to do with it, although in situations like this often the less information you know, the better.

Oh right, manager Rafa Benítez also gets the gladiator treatment. (Bonus points for scrawling his tactical lineup on a scroll of parchment.)

Consider this calendar the must-have holiday item for the soccer hipster in your life.