Chicago Sports Talk Host Loses His Mind About Marc Trestman

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David Kaplan has been railing against Marc Trestman, and just about everything else about the Bears organization, for much of this season on his various radio and television platforms. He’s reached a point where he can’t really discuss the football team or its leaders without yelling about them. This week, Kaplan wasn’t profoundly psyched about Matt Forte’s lack of carries, analogizing Trestman to a sunk cost, like if CSN Chicago had shitty cameras. He’s gonna pop a blood vessel or something one of these days.

Everyone else on the panel was a lot more chill about it, like “Hey man. We already threw in the towel on this season to protect ourselves from more emotional harm. Yeah, Bears are awful, but what are ya gonna do? It’s holiday season. Brighten up.”

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