Cam Newton Says He is on God's Fantasy Team
By Jason Lisk
Cam Newton was involved in a serious accident on Tuesday, coming out of what could be a much worse situation with injuries that most seriously included a fracture of two of the transverse processes in his lower back.
The last thing that should have been on anyone’s mind is how this would affect your fantasy team.
However, there is one team that Cam Newton thinks he is on.
Cam Newton: "I'm on somebody's fantasy [team], and I think it's the man upstairs."
— Andrew Siciliano (@AndrewSiciliano) December 11, 2014
Condolences on the all-knowing missing the fantasy playoffs if Cam Newton was his starter (13th in QB fantasy points before the accident.) He was probably pissed that he finally benched Newton only to see him have a huge week last Sunday.
Also, now picturing the angels trying to act interested while listening to God’s fantasy roster.