Michael Bennett: Panthers Are Like Your Cousin's Really Hot Friend?

Michael Bennett, the Seattle Seahawks defensive lineman known for his sexy time dances, compared the Carolina Panthers to … his pretty cousin’s really hot friend?

"“It’s so much alike, man. It’s like you look at a girl who looks like you, and you find out it’s your cousin, so you can’t go on a date with her even though you’d like to, because she looks like you. But then you see her friend, and her friend’s really hot, and you’re like, ‘that’s not my cousin,’ so it’s good.”"

That’s … a new one. This is probably the second most puzzling news about Saturday’s playoff meeting between the teams – the first would be that Carolina’s defensive lineman Star Lotulelei, is out for the game after suffering a broken foot.