Sal Paolantonio Thinks Tom Brady Held Presser So He Could Sell More Ugg Boots to Women
Sal Paolantonio was a guest on The Herd this morning. There have been a whole lot of fire takes about #Ballghazi, but Sal Pal’s theory about why Tom Brady held that press conference yesterday had the heat of a thousand suns. The Patriots quarterback, the ESPN reporter explained, was motivated to speak to that room primarily out of a sinister plan to get back to pitching fuzzy girly boots.
“Women don’t like cheaters,” said Paolantonio. “What’s the number one demographic that Tom Brady tries to sell Ugg boots to? Women. Guys are not going into the mall [and being like] ‘Let me get a pair of Uggs.’ No, guys don’t go into the mall for a pair of Uggs. Women do. This was clearly motivated because Tom Brady knows that his brand is damaged by this — not only on the football field, but what he sells off the football field.”
Noted.
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[H/T B1G Cat]