UCF Adding a Swanky Private Beach Club To Its Football Stadium

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UCF unveiled its plans to add a swanky new private beach club to Brighthouse Networks Stadium, the East Side Club, a fitting celebration of amateur athleticism. Because a 45-minute drive away is practically right on the beach. No word about whether there will be a corresponding “West Side Club” with a condo, early bird diner and cruise wear motif.

It’s not clear whether that’s real water from the artists’ rendering or why the young lady shielding her eyes from the sun to the left is wearing a one-piece bathing suit over jorts. Alcohol will be served. Here’s hoping it gets as crunk as the Jaguars’ cabana pool.