Song Waxes Poetic on Hypothetical Situation: "If Tom Brady Were A Lady (He Could Have My Baby)"

In this weirdly catchy new jam, singer/songwriter Erich Pobatschnig envisions the hypothetical situation in which the dreamy Tom Brady were capable of delivering his offspring. It’s a decent Super Bowl prop bet that this (good kind of) dumb video will be ingrained in my brain at least for the duration of the week.

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