Mason Plumlee Plows Over a Courtside-Seating Waitress, Beer Spills Everywhere
By Rob Perez
Ok, there’s A LOT to address here.
1) I count four “tall boys” on the tray, so, that is legitimately $60 worth of beer that Mason Plumlee spilled. (Though, beer is free for the plutocrats in courtside seats.)
2) It’s the second week of February, which means NBA Season Ticket Holder Renewals for playoff teams are getting mailed out this week — nothing motivates people to acknowledge their account rep’s “[TIME TO] PAY FOR YOUR $100,000 COURTSIDE SEATS AGAIN!” request, quite like a moneyshot of beer to the face of you and your female companion.
3) You’re not going to believe this, but, the biggest buzzkill and party fouler in the room (Mason Plumlee) went to Duke.
4) The screenshot of the crowd, when the waitress is mid-spill, is PRICELESS. The NBA’s version of the ‘Mona Lisa’, if you will…
If you take a closer look, THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON. (And if memes aren’t your thing, Dan Steinberg has a sourced account of what actually happened.)
Let’s investigate!
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“It’s going down … I’M YELLING TIMBERRRRRRR!!!!!
You better move, You better Dance. Because this is going to be a night YOU WONT WANT TO REMEMBERRRR.”
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Booty had me like…
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When you wake up hungover, and realize someone drank the last Gatorade in the fridge…
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I didn’t know ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ was a Wizards fan?
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Looks like me when I landed the Rainbow Road shortcut in ‘Mario Kart’ for the first time.
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I just saw this guy’s Vinegar Strokes and now I need an adult.
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“That looks bad. Someone not named ‘me’ should probably clean that up…”
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“Don’t ever leave me, BECAUSE I FINDDDD YOUUUU”
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NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING is going to stop this guy from consuming his delicious nachos. Go ahead and try to get this guy to flinch — he makes the Buckingham Palace guards look like they have ADD.
Wizard Fan Nacho Guy, YOU ARE THE PAN.
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“I’m Rob Lowe…”
“…And i’m ‘I just bought the entire Brooks Brothers fall collection Rob Lowe’.”
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I feel like this happens once a week in the NBA, and by no means am I complaining…
(h/t Adam McGinnis)