Random Dude Tries to Pick Up Girls Using Only Marshawn Lynch Quotes, and It Kinda Worked?

The star of the video, “Henry”, successfully met women using Marshawn Lynch quotes as pick-up lines. If this video is any indication, confusing girls into oblivion is apparently the new bouquet of roses. He not only got a couple of numbers, he had girls eating (skittles) out of the palm of his land. Literally.

His formula is simple:

1) Be completely-honest with the target, right-off-the-bat — because a relationship built on lies never works.

2) Set expectations early with the potential companion…

3) Be supportive and polite, chivalry is not dead…

4) Don’t be afraid to tell her where you’re from, and how you were brought up — learning about another’s family means a lot…

Man, this whole time — i’ve been doing it wrong. I spend hours being cordial, polite, setting up/going on dates … and now you’re telling me all I had to do to get her back to my place was tell her about my stomach condition?

Here’s to you, “Henry”. Thank you for changing the game and sharing your success with us hopeless romantics.

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P.S. At least this guy appears to have had some success with this. A lot more so than that jackass who used Darren Rovell’s Quotes on Tinder, and struck out every time like Pedro Cerrano swinging at a curveball in ‘Major League’.