A Photo Essay Review of the 2015 NBA All-Star Game

In case you you missed the NBA All-Star Game, here’s everything you need to know, and more!

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Started at the bottom (20 years ago to date) …

… NOW WE HERE!!!!

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If Steve Urkel and Malcolm X had a child together, I’m pretty sure this is what it would look like …

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Reverend Jesse Jackson is not impressed.

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The Knicks season summarized in one screenshot.

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This is kinda awesome. Craig Sager went from having his ‘Last rites’ read to him in the hospital recently, to interviewing Carmelo Anthony only weeks later …

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Just when we thought your suits couldn’t be any more absurd, Craig, you go and wear something disappointingly normal like this …

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… AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!

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COMEBACK CITY, UTAH — POPULATION: CHRISTINA AGUILERA

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Nothing witty to say here. Simply the perfect tweet.

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Walt Clyde = GOAT (and in this case, Moo).

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IS LEBRON JAMES STILL ELITE? FIND OUT TOMORROW ON ESPN’S ‘First Take’!!!!

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Ok, NOW we’re cooking with gas.

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Example #1001 why Russell Westbrook is the Bestbrook of all Westbrooks

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Oh Good, Russell is shooting well and made a 3 that means he’ll settle down and set up the offenNOPE, HEAT CHECK.

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Kyle Korver attempting to block Russ’ 110-foot three-point attempt was by far the best part about it …

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Someone played a funny joke and edited Ariana Grande’s Wikipedia page to say she’s 21 years old LOL.

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:::Glass Shatters:::

BAW GAWD, THAT’S Nicki Minaj’S MUSIC!!!!!! SHE’S HERE, KING!!!!

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Ariana Grande stood as much of a chance bumping butts with Nicki Minaj as ‘Star Wars’ Ewoks did trying to bring down Imperial Walkers with sticks.

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You can’t spell “Dwyane Wade has LeBron FOMO” without “D-W-Y-A-N-E … W-A-D-E”

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I don’t care if it’s opening jars of peanut butter — one day, I want to be as good at something as Stephen Curry is at basketball.

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I’m pretty sure this guy has Fast & Furious NOS Cannons strapped to his shoes. It’s the only explanation because science says no human should be able to dunk like that.

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HE HIT HIS HEAD ON THE BACKBOARD. I can’t even do that in pool basketball.

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Fatality. MOAR WESTBROOK.

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Rihanna approves.

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This guy’s ability to finish at the rim is absolutely unfathomable.

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Jay-Z better get a hold of his girl ASAP because she is THIRSTY for LeBron.

P.S. This isn’t the first time either, where there’s smoke — there’s fire….

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HE TRIED TO TELL YA’LL …

Your 2015 NBA All-Star Most Valuable Player: Russell Westbrook!

Oh, by the way, he was a 10/1 underdog if you, like, gamble on sports or partake in that witchcraft …

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Love you forever and ever, Russ.