Cristiano Ronaldo Has Very Good News About His Underwear
By Mike Cardillo
As far as “good news” goes, it’s hard to think of anything better than Cristiano Ronaldo’s update today this his personal-line of underwear now is available in microfiber fabric. This is such good, big, important news that whomever runs the Real Madrid’s Twitter account took time to announce it to the entire world. See:
Good news about my #CR7Underwear. Microfiber fabric is now available, making it very comfortable, light and soft. pic.twitter.com/byLv3055V7
— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) April 9, 2015
Today’s update isn’t even remotely as absurd as the last time Ronaldo’s account tweeted about underwear.
At this point it’s difficult to tell if Ronaldo is doing all of this with a wink, as if he’s in on the jokes about his unparalleled arrogance, or not. Then again, this is the same dude who sends a groomer to maintain the hair on his wax museum statue, so I’d doubt it.
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