Stephen Curry EXPLODES, Sets NBA Record, and Golden State Defeats Portland 116-105

Hi Guys, this gentleman goes by the name Stephen Curry. He plays professional basketball for the Golden State Warriors, and his shot chart looks like ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ just got hurt and lost all of his rings.

Tonight, he faced the Portland Trail Blazers — and did things like this…

and this…

and celebrated his threes even before they were half way to the hoop like this…

You gotta give the Blazers major props, though, they finished the 4th Quarter strong and ended up beating Steph Curry by 2 points!

The Blazers were so sick of Steph torching them, they began interpreting the “ANYONE BUT STEPH CURRY” defense mentality a little too literally…

And last but not least, Steph Curry broke the NBA single-season record for three-point shots made in one season (272) with this bucket.

Oh, P.S., he’s the one who owned the record.

Long story short: we already know how good this guy is, yet, Steph still finds ways to dazzle us — night in and night out. He has sat out 16 … SIXTEEN … Fourth Quarters this season, and STILL broke the record for most 3s in one year. How absurd is the pace he’s on, in terms of historical precedence?

If Steph continues to hit 260+ 3-pointers per year (as he has for the past three years), he'll be 3rd all time in makes around Xmas 2018.
— Jared Wade (@Jared_Wade) April 10, 2015

Translation: Your move, James Harden…

Love,

Chef Curry.