Roundup: Madonna Kissing Drake at Coachella, Greatest Moment in Price is Right History & Amy Schumer Kissing Amber Rose at MTV VMAs

Jim Dent, the prolific, best-selling author, is likely going to prison after pickup up his 9th and 10th DWIs. You absolutely need to read this story, even if you don’t care for his work. [Dallas Morning News]

With the NFL draft coming up, this Phillip Buchanon tale is important: After he was drafted, his mom told him he owed her a million dollars.

Shocked to learn that CJ Wilson backs Josh Hamilton in his messy dispute with the Angels. [OC Register]

In 1991 Jon Hamm was a Sigma Nu frat guy who was charged with hazing and assault. Their chapter at the University of Texas was shuttered.

Before you put Marcus Mariota 2nd in your next Mock Draft, please read this. Glad I kept Mariota at 6. [Tennessean]

I’d agree the Patriots need a WR, but drafting one early? As in the 1st round? Don’t see it happening. [CBS Sports]

“Cop charged in Mafia-linked bookmaking ring appears in court.” [Montreal Gazette]

For those of you curious about the Ole Miss QB race, Chad Kelly is not your current leader. [Clarion Ledger]

“Dog Owners Threatened With $750,000 Fine Over Missing Dog Posters.” [NBC Washington]

Writer spends extended time following around the hapless 76ers. He had to watch a lot of bad basketball. [NYT Magazine]

“1 dead after Lamborghini crashes at Walt Disney World Speedway.” [My 13 News]

Amy Schumer and Amber Rose making out on the kiss cam at the MTV movie awards.

I’m done, I’m done! Is this was Fox News is like on a regular basis? I don’t watch enough of it.

Guy accuses his girlfriend of sleeping with the entire Wu-Tang.

Terrifying watching this manhole explode in Buffalo in the middle of a TV interview.

“I’ve been making wrong decisions my whole life …” I can’t stop laughing at this guy. Watch to the end.

Madonna making out with Drake at Coachella. She’s 56.

This concludes Emily Ratajkowski day.