Child Opens First Pack of Baseball Cards Only to Find 50 Cent Throwing Horrible First Pitch

Anyway, a Redditor‘s child opened his first pack of baseball cards and found the Curtis Jackson first pitch card sitting on top of the pile. They say you never forget your first. As far as first baseball cards go, this one is pretty impressive.

Separate of the actual details surrounding the discovery of this card, it still exists. Baseball cards are at a point where they feature celebrities who threw out ceremonial first pitches. There might be a RoboCop baseball card. Or McKayla Maroney. Or Carly Rae Jepsen. And they’d all have cards before Kris Bryant.