2015 NFL Draft: What if Hannibal Lecter Ran a 4.3 40?

We’re eight days away from the 2015 NFL draft and the madness is beginning to settle in. Crazy talk is reaching a crescendo, and it’ll stay there for awhile: Would the Jets draft Todd Gurley 6th, asks Todd McShay? (Uh, no.)

The Titans should draft Marcus Mariota 2nd even if they don’t plan to keep him, just for trade bait, argues NFL guys on a podcast. (Ken Whisnehunt drafting for the coach who will replace him?)

The Jaguars want to trade down!

The Raiders want to trade down!

And on and on, the rumor mill churns … until you see this funny quote from Arizona Cardinals GM Steve Keim, when asked about off-field issues:

GM Steve Keim on weighing off-field issues for prospects: "If Hannibal Lecter ran a 4.3, we'd probably diagnose it as an eating disorder."
— Darren Urban (@Cardschatter) April 22, 2015

Enjoy the Tampa strip club scene, Jameis Winston.