Bill Simmons Has Unsurprisingly Dismissed the Wells Report

I just read the "More probable than not" Report... So, it took four solid months to figure out that nobody knows what happened?
— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) May 6, 2015

Bill Simmons has read the Wells Report. Just like you, he has read the entirety of the 243-page collection of science and text messages and requests for free sporting goods. Unlike you, Simmons puts no stock in the “more probable than not” report. Turns out we still know nothing and… Go Pats!

The Wells Report should have ended with a recap of Brady going 37 for 50 for 4 TDs with properly inflated balls in the Super Bowl.
— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) May 6, 2015