Roundup: Taco Bell is Hip to Millennial Slang; A Shotgun Laser

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Carmelo Anthony owns a soccer team. [ESPN FC]

Bet you didn’t expect a link containing the immortal Tim Rattay this morning. [Uproxx]

Maryland wants to start selling beer and wine at basketball and food games. [WaPost]

Bringing back extinct animals might not just be science fiction. [Gizmodo]

Looooong read on the creator of True Detective. Can Season 2 top Season 1? The world must decided — now! [Vanity Fair]

Montserrat made a TON of money via FIFA. [Reuters]

Something the Cavs and Warriors share in common? Pedicures. [WSJ]

Harris Wittels sister writes about his death.[Medium]

Everyone’s favorite comedian Colin Quinn wrote a book … it’s about race relations in America. [Salon]

Looking back at Who Shot Mr. Burns 20 years later. [AV Club]

An oral history of the USMNT at the 1990 World Cup in Italy. [Guardian]

The most ‘exciting’ baseball player on all 30 teams. [SoE]

Another crazy FIFA story. CONMEBOL, the South American federation, had diplomatic immunity via Paraguayan law. [AP]

No big deal, just some guy building a laser shotgun.

Kristen Wiig and Will Ferrell made a Lifetime movie, A Deadly Adoption. Here’s a teaser.

Dusty Rhodes, man.

Steely Dan.