Roundup: Taco Bell is Hip to Millennial Slang; A Shotgun Laser
By Mike Cardillo
Carmelo Anthony owns a soccer team. [ESPN FC]
Bet you didn’t expect a link containing the immortal Tim Rattay this morning. [Uproxx]
Maryland wants to start selling beer and wine at basketball and food games. [WaPost]
Bringing back extinct animals might not just be science fiction. [Gizmodo]
Looooong read on the creator of True Detective. Can Season 2 top Season 1? The world must decided — now! [Vanity Fair]
Montserrat made a TON of money via FIFA. [Reuters]
Something the Cavs and Warriors share in common? Pedicures. [WSJ]
Harris Wittels sister writes about his death.[Medium]
Everyone’s favorite comedian Colin Quinn wrote a book … it’s about race relations in America. [Salon]
Looking back at Who Shot Mr. Burns 20 years later. [AV Club]
An oral history of the USMNT at the 1990 World Cup in Italy. [Guardian]
The most ‘exciting’ baseball player on all 30 teams. [SoE]
Another crazy FIFA story. CONMEBOL, the South American federation, had diplomatic immunity via Paraguayan law. [AP]
No big deal, just some guy building a laser shotgun.
Kristen Wiig and Will Ferrell made a Lifetime movie, A Deadly Adoption. Here’s a teaser.
Dusty Rhodes, man.
Steely Dan.