Cristiano Ronaldo Completed His Hat Trick Against Armenia With a Long-Range Laser

Cristiano Ronaldo answered an Armenian goal with three of his own in Portugal’s Euro 2016 qualifier win. The final two tallies were delightful.

First came a hustle play.

Then a heat-seeking missile from distance.

Not impressed yet?

How about this bit of wizardry?

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