You Can Apply To Be Jim Harbaugh's Personal Assistant
By Ty Duffy
The University of Michigan posted a job on its career page: “Director of Internal Communications and Operations for the Head Football Coach.” That’s a lofty title for Jim Harbaugh’s personal assistant.
Per the listing, 80 percent of the applicant’s time would be spent managing aspects of Harbaugh’s personal and professional life. He/she may be on birthday present duty and possibly on khakis/tube sock duty as well. The other 20 percent would be managing his communications. The applicant would be helping manage his Twitter feed. If Harbaugh is particularly strapped for time on a Saturday, he/she may be voting in the Coaches’ Poll.
This job sounds amazing, to work for one day and write about. Wrangling Jim Harbaugh on a daily basis surely would require a level of enthusiasm unknown to mankind.