Amanda Seyfried and Mark Wahlberg’s pants … pizza boy saves life, becomes pizza man … a condom that detects sexually transmitted infections … multiple Green Lanterns … Scott Storch has declared bankruptcy … drummer farts, opens bar window, bar gets fined … a list of history blogs … ax-wielding man threatens to “Donkey Kong” cops … family leaves $1.3 million home after being “watched” … look at this crazy animal thing … ex-inmate claims Tillie had lots of closet sex with inmate before breakout … man registers as sex offender, exposes self minutes later … James Taylor has his first #1 album … break-ups in D.C. restaurants … Slick Rick has stories … Lexus is the latest to claim they have a hoverboard … Rick Ross charged with kidnapping and assault … Furious 7 has passed Avengers to become the third-biggest movie of all-time … Bam Margera got beat up by Icelandic rappers …
Sights and sounds from NBA Draft media day. [Sports Illustrated]
Derek Carr is dangerous throwing a football. [CBS]
Carey Price must be good at hockey considering the NHL gave him every award they could find. [LA Times]
The Knicks might trade down to take worse players. I think that’s the point of this story. [NY Post]
Jose Aldo hurt a rib… MIGHT … miss his scheduled fight with Conor McGregor. [MMAJunkie]
Why is that Thistle mascot so damn terrifying? [The Sporting News]
Ever wonder what your favorite bloggers wear? A f—ing hat! [Deadspin Male Fashion Vertical]
Andre Berto claims Floyd Mayweather is harassing him with phone calls. [Boxing Scene]
Nic Batum was traded to the Hornets. [Yahoo!]
Fan catches Indians’ Francisco Lindor’s first home run, gives it back. [Thunder Treats]
Obama was heckled at an LGBT event and did some crowd work.
I tried to figure out where this came from. I couldn’t do it. I assume it’s old. Still, it’s a bunch of highly-intricate personalized handshakes.
Norway’s women’s soccer team doesn’t think too highly of itself.
Your beach soccer goal of the week …