Penn Man Arrested For Getting Naked With Pigs Had Been Drinking Hamm's

"“I just like pigs,” Henry told officers who asked why he was there, the affidavit shows."

That’s a great, if not completely unnecessary, quote. Wonder what he was drinking.

"Police noticed an odor and alcohol, and Henry admitted to drinking a six-pack of “Hamm’s beer made by Miller Brewing Company,” according to the affidavit."

You know what they say. Sometimes, you get a little Hamm’s in you and sometimes…

UPDATE: The byline of this story is also hammy. (Good catch Crackerjack.)

[h/t: @RexDangerSeeker]