Roundup: Store Owner Pulls Sword to Stop Robbery; Great White Shark Leaps Chasing a Seal

Britney Spears! … the 100 best novels written in English … jarring Australian population density map … when you’re too rich for financial aid, but not rich enough to afford college … because there’s usually not enough positive in the Roundup … woman blames car accident on her dog, said the dog should be arrested … Donald Trump with a few funny quotes to Maureen Dowd … nice handle, Max Kellerman … the “Batman of Route 29″ in Maryland was killed when his Batmobile broke down … he wants that Darwin award: “FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED FOR PAINTING HIS NAME ON COPS’ CARS BECAUSE HE WAS MAD THEY PARKED IN FRONT OF HOUSE” … Buzzfeed does not want its writers to form a union … rape at an elite prep school exposes a ‘sex competition’ tradition … the air pollution in Beijing is extremely hazardous … Undertaker defeats Brock Lesnar on RAW … 

The rich get richer and the taxpayers get it right where it hurts. Man, the new Bucks owners are some smart, sly cats. [NYT]

Fair breakdown of the Trent Richardson play: He’s told not to cut back in the power formation, that’s why he dove into the pile. [Life After Football]

Triple A is like jail, says recently-called-up Marcell Ozuna of the Miami Marlins. [Herald]

Last week we wrote about Fox Sports 1 turning 2-years old, and now a newspaper in California has. [OC Register]

Are you watching Esquire’s new series, ‘The Agent?’ [HNGN]

Everyone completely missed it Sunday, but Matt Barkley actually played well at QB for the Eagles. Then Tebow came in and everyone forgot about the former USC star. [Philly.com]

CBS/Sirius radio host Adam Schein got a TV show at CBS Sports Network that started Monday night. [Syracuse.com]

“Today’s golfers are the best players and athletes in the sport’s history” says knee-jerk columnist. [Star Tribune]

Here’s a lengthy feature on ESPN’s Michelle Beadle. [Express-News]

Jeff Bezos says we’re entering the new Golden Age of Television. [Telegraph]

A Milwaukee Brewers reliever fractured his hand last week, but doesn’t know how it happened. [Journal-Sentinel]

Mardy Fish walked away from tennis in 2012 because he was battling anxiety. Now he’s returning for the 2015 US Open. [WSJ]

Store owner in Pittsburgh pulls out a sword to thwart robbery.

5-year old throws out 1st pitch with a custom prosthetic hand.

This Mad Max paintball war looks fun.

Great white shark not that far off shore in Boston leaps out of the water chasing a seal.