Rob Gronkowski's Women's Football Clinic Sounds Like the Best $3,000 a Person Could Spend
By Kyle Koster
Underneath Rob Gronkowski’s fun-loving exterior is a savvy business man. He’s turned his unquestioned status as sports’ biggest bro into a money-making operation. And when you think about it, he truly personifies the American dream, one unapologetic moment at a time.
His (or his team’s) latest brilliant idea is the Market Basket Rob Gronkowski Football 101 Women’s Clinic on September 28.
Wondering what’s going to happen at this event? Wonder no longer.
"Throughout the clinic, Rob Gronkowski will offer insight on football basics in a fun and relaxed atmosphere. Campers will experience various stations specializing in fundamental football skills, will participate in touch football games, and will participate in an interactive question and answer period with Rob. Women will enjoy complimentary food and drinks during a cocktail hour prior to the clinic."
Nothing — and I mean nothing — primes an athlete up for the Oklahoma drill like a few pregame drinks.
“Complimentary food and drinks” is a bit misleading considering the fact the deluxe package clocks in at $2,995. Then again, can a of-age New England woman really put a price meeting Gronk?
Tickets will surely be in high demand so the time to act is now.
[via Busted Coverage]