What Happens When Random Women on Tinder Predict the 2015-2016 NFL Season?

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I’m willing to admit that I’m not an expert in re: to the game of football. Show me a screenshot of a formation, I can tell you what it is because I play lots of ‘Madden’, but, I’d be lying if I told you what gaps the Mike linebacker should fill during a zone blitz or what “Omaha” audibles mean….

Long story short: it is my duty to predict the 2015-2016 NFL season before kickoff tonight and I had some difficulty picking a Super Bowl winner, so, I spent the last month and a half recruiting some help to assist me.

Not just any help…

women I met on Tinder — all of whom based within a 50 mile radius of Los Angeles, California. This city is just starving for its own NFL franchise and it’s like REALLY CLOSE TO HAPPENING, so, surely these citizens would be excited about the prospect of helping me make a decision … no?

Here are the results, and be advised: things got a little NC-17 when the experiment came to an end…

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Arizona Cardinals

Atlanta Falcons

Baltimore Ravens

Buffalo Bills

Carolina Panthers

Chicago Bears

Cincinnati Bengals

Cleveland Browns

Dallas Cowboys

Denver Broncos

Detroit Lions

Green Bay Packers

Houston Texans

Indianapolis Colts

Jacksonville Jaguars

Kansas City Chiefs

Miami Dolphins

Minnesota Vikings

New England Patriots

New Orleans Saints

New York Giants

New York Jets

Oakland Raiders

Philadelphia Eagles

Pittsburgh Steelers

San Diego Chargers

San Francisco 49ers

Seattle Seahawks

St. Louis Rams

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Tennessee Titans

Washington Redskins