Jake Arrieta Suffers from Nip Slip, Gets Champagne Shower from Young Son
By Jason Lisk
Jake Arrieta dominated the Pittsburgh Pirates last night, throwing a complete game shutout to extend his dominant second half of the MLB season. Arrieta’s key to success may be his fastball location, or his devastating breaking pitches when he gets ahead. Or, it could be his constant fidgetiness due to nip slippage.
My right nipple comes out of my tank top almost every pitch, so I place it back inside. https://t.co/7hXWtKwltE
— Jake Arrieta (@JArrieta34) October 8, 2015
This is the first step toward a sponsorship deal with a form-fitting shirt company. Well played, Mr. Arrieta. Also, his offspring will now be challenging Riley Curry to a post-game cuteness duel. Tots and Champagne! If your kids can’t pour your alcohol in your mouth, I’m not sure what the purpose of having offspring is.
[images via USA Today Sports Images]