Noah Syndergaard Yearbook Photo: Not Quite Thor

Noah Syndergaard now goes by “Thor” because he’s tall and has blonde hair and he occasionally throws 100 mph when pitching for the Mets. This is an undated yearbook photo of Syndergaard that is so jarring, you won’t believe it’s him.

Who are we to pass judgment, but who shows up to their yearbook photo with a button down shirt wide open to reveal a black print t-shirt? And forgets to comb their hair? I refuse to believe this was his senior photo; he’s 22 now, and there’s just no way he could go from the above photo to looking like this now in just four years: