Sidney Crosby and Nathan MacKinnon Should Never Leave Tim Horton's

Sidney Crosby and Nathan MacKinnon are back at Tim Horton’s. Last month Crosby and MacKinnon worked the drive thru. This month they’re trading hockey cards. Look, Sidney Crosby on the ice is old news. We’ve got Connor McDavid now. Crosby should just stay at Tim Horton’s with Nathan MacKinnon forever doing menial tasks and giggling and playing with whatever comes with food on the kids’ menu.

I’d also like to see a Canadian remake of Peaky Blinders. Think about that for a while.