Roundup: Sleepwalker Found Nine Miles From Her House; Watch Stephen Curry Score 40 Points

Brielle Birkholm, a model … woman sleepwalks, is found nine miles away on a relative’s sofa … whatever you do, avoid prison in Brazil … incredible story about the US Military getting espionage on North Korea … fisherman hook crate on accident, when they pull it up, a shark is tangled in the line … man gets only six years in jail for walking into a house and trying to kidnap a 5-year old … remember, Frozen propped up Disney earlier this year: “Minions, Jurassic World boost Comcast earnings” … this officer claimed his life was in danger; the kid was killed … “Do Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups Belong on a Burger?” Uh, no … there’s a new ginseng gold rush … “Man With Disabilities Crawls Off Plane After Airline Fails to Assist Him” … 21-year old man is in a coma after an e-cigarette exploded in his face … Walgreens bought Rite Aid for $9.4 billion … when the Chargers play the Raiders, fights happen in the stands … 

Stephen Curry scored 40 points in three quarters, sat out the 4th quarter, and the Warriors easily beat the Pelicans, 111-95. Anthony Davis struggled: 4-of-20 shooting, 18 points. [SF Gate]

On my radio show (starting at the 13-minute mark) I talked about calling 911 and nearly getting robbed last week in a parking lot after my car broke down. [Fox Sports Radio]

The Olympics are coming, and Tiara Brown hopefully will be in Brazil, boxing. [News-Press]

What happened to former Texas A&M wide receiver Thomas Johnson, who killed a jogger this month? An extensive chronicling of his descent from star receiver to possible schizophrenic. [Dallas Morning News]

Chicago 97, Cleveland 95. Kyrie Irving didn’t play in Cleveland’s season opener. LeBron had a 25-10-5 night; Nikola Mirotic led Chicago with 19 points in Fred Hoiberg’s coaching debut. [Cleveland.com]

Seems like a really bad idea, it’s a trend I don’t want to see started: “Dynamo Kiev considering segregating black fans from other supporters to alleviate racism fears.” [Mirror]

Remember Baylor All-American WR Ahmad Dixon? He got pulled over in a Corvette and his license had 22 suspensions on it. [Waco Trib]

Wonder if the ESPN executive who pushed for this idea in 2012 is still with the company: “As a result, ESPN wound up with a rate that was higher than they thought they would get. But they left themselves more vulnerable to subscriber losses than other cable networks.” [SBJ]

I don’t get this. If it’s a bunch of shots at Chip Kelly, it’s not very funny. [Philly.com]

“How the Dodgers and baseball shaped Bernie Sanders’ world view.” [Guardian]

Hulk Hogan’s 1998 WCW contract paid him a lot of money. [Complex]

Extensive breakdown of the Tom Brady conversion on 3rd and 17 against the Jets. Curious coverage from the Jets on that play, especially with a replacement safety who’d been with the team for a week. [SI.com]

You now have to pay $6 to visit Karl Marx’s grave. [WSJ]

Eric Hosmer, the World Series Game 1 hero, with a decent bat-flip on his walk-off sac-fly.

If you like Adele’s voice, you’ll love Samantha Harvey’s. [via Herbie]

Here’s Stephen Curry’s 40-point opening night.