Did Joe Lacob and His Fiancée Have a Threesome with the Larry O'Brien Trophy?
By Rob Perez
The Golden State Warriors took home the Larry O’Brien Trophy last Summer both literally and figuratively.
Per Kelly E. Carter of Haute Living: Within hours of the Warriors’ title-clinching victory vs. the Cleveland Cavaliers … Warriors owner Joe Lacob and his fiancee, Nicole Curran, took the trophy home and brought it into bed.
"“I had made a promise to myself (that) I would sleep with the trophy that night,” Lacob said “Nicole and I did sleep with it.”"
Um, excuse me … would you please elaborate re: the word ‘sleep’?
"“I’ll leave it to the imagination … We had a lot of fun with it.”"
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Remember this image, folks…
…because we’re not going to see anyone kiss the prized hardware ever again after the world finds out that little Joe Lacobs are probably stained all over it.
P.S. This is such a power move by Lacob I love it. The same way a dog pees on a bush — gotta mark your territory, especially on basketball’s most-storied prize. Don’t want … NEED the Cavs to win the title this year to see what J.R. Smith does to show him up.