Prank Caller Baffles Mike Francesa With Earnest-Sounding, Asinine Suggestion Again

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With the acknowledgement that this is probably inaccessible to everyone who hasn’t spent thousands of hours listening to Mike Francesa in their lives, this (I’m pretty sure?) prank caller is profoundly hysterical to anyone who has.

This past April, he called to inquire whether the Yankees would honor Willie Randolph and Craig Nettles on Bernie Williams’ night, pressing on about how it would make sense because they were all great Yankees. What does that have to do with anything? Why wouldn’t they honor them on their own nights?” 

(I don’t know is on third.)

Earlemer thems week, Dennems emn Dumont returned to get Memke’s take on an emmportant element emn Jets-Bemlls: Would Marv Levy be on Buffalo’s semdelemnes? Why would that matter? “He used to coach the team.” So?! 

While crudeness along the lines of “What are the chances that Jose Reyes has the biggest cock in the Mets’ locker room?” will always get bigger pickup than Dennis in Dumont calls, the latter require so much more nuance and familiarity with Mike’s communication patterns, and are thus more enjoyable to me.

[RNs]