Welcome Back to the Steph Show: 11/11/2015 Edition
By Rob Perez
I feel like calling Stephen Curry ‘MVP’ is an insult now. He’s so good now he needs a new title.
Suggestion(s):
- God
- MMMVP (Most-Most-Most Valuable Player)
- Gameshark
- Steph Curry and Chill?
I dunno, the list is endless.
Anyways: the basketball death machine commonly known as the Golden State Warriors visited the Grindhouse in Memphis on Wednesday night for their scheduled contest vs. the Grizzlies, and it … like every other game this season … was a bloodbath. A bloodbath hosted by a baby-faced assassin named Steph.
" Fitting way to close out a 17-point third quarter. #StephGonnaSteph pic.twitter.com/VNdDy0RKaJ — Golden St. Warriors (@warriors) November 12, 2015 "
Not fair.
I mean: WTF? Ok, seriously — someone throw the damn towel. They should create a new league for the Warriors or something because this one isn’t even close to competing with them right now.
To give you an idea of just how ridiculous this team is: 2015-2016 Golden State has outscored all of their opponents by 158 total points. Arguably “The Greatest Team Ever”, the 1995-1996 Chicago Bulls (72-10 record), got north of +100 differential (+101) after game #9. Speaking of point differential: the Dubs won by 16 tonight and their average winning margin went DOWN.
To give you an idea of just how ridiculous Steph Curry is:
Long story short: this Warriors team is special. Maybe even more special than last year. They somehow … someway … have gotten better. Enjoy every game. Every minute. Every second…
…because we’re watching history.