DeSean Jackson Gave Jay Gruden a Purple Nurple
By Kyle Koster
DeSean Jackson twisted Jay Gruden’s nipple at practice today because the NFL is the sexiest pro sports league. Gruden is hoping the wide receiver’s return will have a positive impact on the Washington Redskins’ offense. He’s also likely hoping the rest of the team’s skill position players don’t declare open season on his chest.
No word on if Gruden is bothered more by titty twisters or being called fatass.
One thing is clear, though: it’s tough out there for a slightly doughy guy. I blame society.