Roundup: Oscar De La Hoya Torches Floyd Mayweather, Guy Fieri's Magical Moment, Rex Ryan's Fire

Man awarded $21 million for getting hit by a cruise ship door … Cal freshman Jaylen Brown enjoys class … List claims Backstreet Boys are best boy band of all time, is wrong … Angry aunt vs. 50 Cent … Judge quotes Taylor Swift song in dismissing Taylor Swift copyright suit … Rob Lowe has a McGold card but does he tip … Army captain who tackled suicide bomber given Medal of Honor … Porn website wants to sponsor an Italian soccer team … Can’t believe anyone could sincerely care about a damn coffee cup … Jacksonville Jaguars’ color rush jerseys are awesome … Former Braves pitcher Tommy Hanson died of an apparent overdose … Doinald Trump’s sleep habits are extreme … Prosecutors ask for maximum sentence in Jared Fogle case … The refugee crisis in Lebanon … Texas A&M suing Indianapolis Colts for use of 12th Man … Just a PSA: don’t point lasers at planes or helicopters … Jets fans burned cardboard Rex Ryan … An interesting idea to increase scoring in the NHL … Katrina Bowden

Bryant Gumbel: “sports coverage is so sycophantic it’s nauseating.” [NewsDay]

Jimmy Butler got a boom box fish tank which is entirely unnecessary but still awesome. [All Ball]

Filling Vin Scully’s shoes is an impossible task. Is Joe Davis the man to try it? [Los Angeles Times]

Oscar De La Hoya took direct aim at Floyd Mayweather in Playboy, which is now a great place to read articles. [Playboy]

Will Smith’s Concussion has been getting mixed reviews. [Mashable]

Former hard-hitting Vikings linebacker Fred McNeill dead at 63. [New York Times]

Bucks County seems like a great place to live except for the grape spiders, of course. [6 ABC]

Annie Hall is the funniest screenplay. [HitFix]

Jeb Bush chest-bumped a new supporter.

By the time you read this roundup I’ll be on my way to Vegas, baby. Vegas!

The oft-forgotten perils of working at an automatic car wash.

Has there been a more magical moment since Guy Fieri threw signed Lean Cuisine to a rowdy tailgate?

This is a good baby.

Wonder if this self-driving car gave the officer attitude.

The classic herniated dick slip-up.