Sepp Blatter: "I Was Among The Angels Singing And The Devil With The Fire"

Sepp Blatter has been serving his 90-day suspension from FIFA. Apparently, it has not been going so well for him. He claims to have had a near death experience and an emotional breakdown.

"“I was very close [to death],” he told Swiss TV channel RTS in an interview to be aired on Wednesday. “I was among the angels singing and the devil with the fire. But it was the angels who sang. “The pressure was enormous. If you are strong mentally, you can resist, but at some point the body says ‘no’, and here the body has reacted badly.”"

The reaction to a non-graft life after 40 years can be a bit rough. Just wait until Sepp has to fly commercial.