Andres Iniesta Is Now Sporting A Male Pattern Mohawk

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Men age, but not always with grace. Barcelona and Spain star Andres Iniesta is 31. Father Time is taking a toll on his hairline.

We presumed the every classy Iniesta would let his follicles follow their natural course with some trim grooming. Instead, he has busted out the Male Pattern Mohawk, channeling his inner Raul Meireles.

He’s just a young man making a conscious, radical choice, you guys. Hopefully, Andres is not out stocking up on skinny jeans and open cut shirts.

Men have been fighting this battle for eons. After genetic tailoring kicks in, every man of manes will be coiffed like Olivier Giroud.