Dan Uggla Falls Off Hoverboard While Listening to Justin Bieber
By Kyle Koster
Countless Americans received a hoverboard as a gift yesterday. Many of those same people have likely already taken a significant fall from their new conveyance/death trap — including Dan Uggla.
The free agent second baseman was tooling around on a PhunkeeDuck at a family Christmas soiree while listening to the sweet sounds of Justin Bieber when disaster struck. Uggla lost his balance while in reverse and came crashing down onto the cement.
It appears he escaped significant injury to both his body and his market value.