An Overconfident Mike Tyson Fell Off a Pink Hoverboard
By Kyle Koster
Hoverboards currently present the most serious threat to mankind’s survival. It’s well-established that they are death traps for people of mediocre motor skills. Recently they’ve started turning on professional athletes. Dan Uggla was a casualty. Emboldened, the futuristic devices have turned against bigger sports names.
It is with great sadness that I report Mike Tyson is the latest to fall at the hands of a hoverboard. And it wasn’t pretty.
On the bright side, we all now know that any future Hangover installments will be made better by Tyson doing slapstick comedy.