Kris Bryant, the greatest player in the history of the Chicago Cubs – and most likely the entire sport of baseball – is engaged to be married. Bryant proposed to his longtime girlfriend, Jessica Delp, at some point this holiday season. The pair have been dating since high school. The person most upset by the news of the engagement is apparently Anthony Rizzo.
“Going to the White House was a great honor until you showed up!
Melo just wants to move.
Donald Trump is taking on the NFL.