Jaromir Jagr Upset That He's Been Voted an All-Star, Doesn't Want to Die

The 2015-2016 NHL All-Star game takes place at the end of the month in Nashville. Jaromir Jagr will be there after being voted the captain of the Atlantic Division team in what I can only assume is yet another revamping of the NHL All-Star format. Jagr does not want to be there. He’d rather be in Florida. Or the Bahamas. Jaromir Jagr is too old for this s–t.