The Minnesota Vikings are playing a playoff game against Seattle outdoors. The high in Minneapolis will be 2 degrees Fahrenheit. The team’s Gjallarhorn did not make it to kickoff, shattering due to the frigid temperatures.

Not sure whether this is an ominous omen for the gents in Purple. What is clear is that Gjallarhorn production standards have declined since the 10th Century. Need to build them strong, like Costas.