Alissa Bourne … Trump to skip FOX News debate … Ammon Bundy arrested … Bernie Sanders’ supporters may not turn out, but they did raise $1 million on Reddit … Putin criticizes Lenin … Iran is back in business … Florida Burger King employee quit, stole all the nuggets … How “House Hunters” became a juggernaut … Uber driver pulled gun on passenger … Uber rider ended up paying $640 … Because everything warrants on oral history, here’s one on “Punky Brewster” … New Jersey man shot in snow shovel dispute … A look in Mark Zuckerberg’s closet … Cockfighting and cocaine is quite the combo … Milwaukee man planned mass shooting … Salmon now worth more than oil … Why snow shoveling is deadly … Doomsday clock still at three minutes to midnight.
Joe Mauer is in great shape after off-season workout regimen, for the fifth-straight year. [Star Tribune]
Pennsylvania man wanted for pooping in a public library stairwell, twice. Police are reportedly “on the scent.” [PennLive]
The possibly apocryphal Michael Jackson/Liz Taylor/Marlon Brando 9/11 road trip is being made into a TV movie. [The Guardian]
Mammoth bones were found at Oregon State football facility construction site. [Gazette-Times]
Carolina Panthers follow the Mark Dantonio #disrespkt method. [Charlotte Observer]
Here’s a breakdown of the FIFA candidates. [ESPNFC]
Michigan man died in fatal car crash, while watching pornography pantsless. [CBS Detroit]
Jon Jones would fight Stipe Miocic at UFC 196 if heavyweight belt is at stake. That’s a major development, presumably. [MMA Junkie]
John Rocker (shocker) is supporting Donald Trump. [Daily Caller]
What comes first: this as an Olympic sport or common folk figuring out to hold their phone horizontally?
Dumb and Dumber as Oscar-caliber drama.
Cop Run Over By Semi Truck (via @Cartmaniak)
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