Markieff Morris Traded to the Wizards, Enjoy This Petulant Clown, Washington

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Markieff Morris, the unhappy former Kansas forward, has been shipped from Phoenix to Washington.

Among his highlights this season: Choking a teammate on the bench and throwing a towel at his coach.

[RELATED: Suns Owner Rants about Markieff Morris and “Millennial Culture”]

The woefully underperforming Wizards aren’t even a playoff team right now. Maybe this will help them get to Kevin Durant.

Or something.

The Suns, a cellar-dweller in the West, are getting Kris Humphries and DeJuan Blair in return. Plus a protected 1st round pick. Enjoy the warm weather, guys.