James Harden and Khloe Kardashian broke up earlier this month according to People Magazine. The pair had been together since early summer and who knows how long the relationship really lasted, but however short it may have been, James Harden apparently had enough time to cheat according to Khloe.
“I’m not into, like, I’ve always said, you know, it’s long distance, it’s this or that, I’ve always said we don’t need to be monogamous,” said Khloe. “Like, you know, there’s a lot of s–t going on in both of our lives. You live in Houston, I live in L.A., like let’s just—let’s see each other when we see each other.”
“He wanted that,” she responded. “I was, I mean I wanted it, but I wanted to be realistic. I was like, you know what, it’s unfair. I’m working so much right now, you’re in Houston, let me just say, we don’t need to be committed. Nope. He sought me out, he wanted to be committed, and you know, then wasn’t committed, so KoKo had to let him go-go.”
“KoKo had to go-go.” She actually said that. I actually watched the video to see that a real actual person said those words out loud about herself. Amazing. She also added this:
“I was like great, this guy’s in it for the long haul, let’s do it,” said Khloe. “Uh, found out he wasn’t, and I got the receipts to prove it.”
Receipts! James Harden apparently leaves a paper trail. That’s the problem with playing too many minutes – no time to throw out receipts.
And as long as we’re here, I’d like to point out that Snooki has a house-flipping show on fyi called “Nicole and Jionni’s Shore Flip.” I feel like we’ve all learned a lot today.